Up high on the shelf. That’s where.
And all the electronics are unplugged.
Because John is testing Mom, to see if he can get away with something.
You see, everything was going smoothly, according to (Mom’s) schedule this morning, on target for getting to Sunday school on time.
But then, unexpectedly (although anything is expected, so nothing should be unexpected, right?), John started making bad choices.
So the remotes are up very high, everything opiate is unplugged, and John has learned cheating doesn’t pay when using my phone timer for reading minutes.
Also, he needs to eat his breakfast.
The more I hover, the worse his decisions.
So I left the area, and got myself ready.
After a short time, John tracked me down to tell me good news.
He wanted his remotes back, also.
At my house, sometimes when the audience leaves, the best stuff happens.
Maybe this might work in your world.
Peace be with us,